Gulliver, did you forget something?
Awesomeversary Special: The Fourth Annual 30 Second Recap Contest!
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Every year, when I preserve my sanity with a week of drinking rest away from
the daily grind of blogging, I turn the spotlight to my loyal haters
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5 tell it like it is:
HA! He should have bought the box marked "caucasian."
Also, never use the condoms provided in the minibar. They never fit and cost $25.
Elwood, you get me...you really really get me! *grins* The only thing a minibar is REALLY good for is keeping your gallon jug of Night Train chilly for the 'special lady' you invite to come up later.
*waits to be struck by lighting or mauled by Tigers for having such a filthy mind*
Night Train? Really? I'm a Mad Dog man myself. Chicks need to be really drunk to get with me, or else it's just sad laughter and the exchange of currency.
I just thought how sad this guy is.
What an inflated ego.
and she's just pissed because he insists on looking cool by ripping it open verrrry slowly with his teeth.
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