July 1, 2008

Ronald McDonald, Ninja



















~~Best Ronald McDonald napkin in the history of EVER. And if you doubt the ninja skills of RM, check this video on Drunken Pumpkin. Word. ;) Edit: Elwood made the absolute best comment on this post today and I had to put the text on the post itself. Awesome...seriously.

I'll bet all of his signature moves are named after his products.

He starts off with the Quarter Pounder, and then he completely wrecks your shit with a Big Mac-Sausage Biscuit combo.

Then he lets you recover and get in a couple of shots, all the while setting you up for the McNugget double-tap (and you know where that lands).

While you're hunched over from that, he finishes you with the Hot Fudge McFlurry, so named for what it causes the victim to do after it's been applied to them.

Also, if you haven't rolled over to Chris's Invincible Super Blog today he has an awesome picture of snake eyes fighting....(wait for it)....a SHARK. Oh yeah, he rolls like that.

9 comments:

Wicked Juan said...

Ronald McDonald still freaks me out.

Elwood said...

I'll bet all of his signature moves are named after his products.

He starts off with the Quarter Pounder, and then he completely wrecks your shit with a Big Mac-Sausage Biscuit combo.

Then he lets you recover and get in a couple of shots, all the while setting you up for the McNugget double-tap (and you know where that lands).

While you're hunched over from that, he finishes you with the Hot Fudge McFlurry, so named for what it causes the victim to do after it's been applied to them.

Wicked Juan said...

Elwood: I think my brain just exploded. Freaking awesome.

Oracle_Batgirl said...

Elwood, you rocked this post into teh awesome, I am in fact going to edit and post your reply on the post itself because well....

You said it PERFECTLY.

Kim said...

Boy, that is about the scariest/funniest thing I have seen in a while.
WOW

Doctor Smoke said...

Ronald McDonald is an EVIL ninja.
along with Mikey Mouse...

Elwood said...

Aw...shucks. Thanks, OB. You make me feel all fuzzy and warm.

Oracle_Batgirl said...

Elwood said: 'You make me feel all fuzzy and warm.'


I think there's a cream for that Elwood.... ;)~

Generic Levitra said...

Are you kidding me?? I know Ninjas are so flexible, but I never have seen someone wearing that ridiculous costume, I mean, Ronald McDonald should dedicate his life to another thing, but not any related with fighting.